I'm just going to lay here and cry the rest of the night.
- pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful then hot
- me: i'll take what i can get
is there someone you wouldnt mind kissing right now?
Yes there is.
When I get put on a horse I've never ridden before
- Me: Hey I just Met you
- Me: And this is crazy
- Me: but heres my saddle
- Me: So don't kill me, Maybe?